CLUMSY COLOSSUS

All the strength in the universe... and the coordination of a baby giraffe.

Clumsy Colossus

Stats

Strength

Agility

Intelligence

Luck

Bio

Born with the strength of a thousand suns but the grace of a bull in a china shop, Clumsy Colossus tries his best to be a hero despite his constant mishaps. His cape has caused more property damage than any supervillain!

Powers

Super Strength Near-Invulnerability Accidental Destruction Cape Malfunction

Weaknesses

Doorknobs Phone Cords Low Ceilings His Own Cape

Classic Colossus Mishaps

Stuck in tree

Tree Trouble

Attempting to rescue a cat, Colossus got his cape tangled in the branches. The cat rescued itself... and him.

Phone cord disaster

Phone Cord Chaos

One heroic spin and the entire office was wrapped in phone cords like a spider's web. Took hours to untangle everyone.

NEW
Banana incident

The Great Banana Incident

Tried to impress kids by lifting a giant banana prop... slipped on the peel and took out a billboard.

Banana mishap

The Banana That Broke the Internet

Colossus's most viral moment came when he attempted to lift a 500lb banana prop at a children's hospital charity event.

The peel had other plans. Security footage shows the exact moment his foot connected with the peel, sending him careening into a "Thank You Heroes" billboard, which ironically became far more popular after its destruction.

"I just wanted to make the kids smile... I didn't think bananas could be so dangerous!" - Clumsy Colossus